Should've worn a Scrunchbump

Seeing as how my personal blog gets viewed about 135 times more than my Scrunchbump website on a daily basis.... I've decided to take this opportunity to do some advertising and add a segment that i'm calling ..... "SHOULD'VE WORN A SCRUNCHBUMP" .... featuring people in unfortunate situations that should have made better wardrobe choices .... Perhaps a Scrunchbump!!
Ps... This segment will make return appearances!
......they're very versatile...they're not just for preggos...they are AMAZING!!

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The other woman

Meet Dallon's other wife....Mrs. Honda CR250F

She is what he leaves his family for twice a month (sometimes more). I've walked in on them in the garage together on several occasions late at night, but not said a word...just watched the two of them .

I have to admit, she is pretty amazing!!...and if this allows me to have a second husband..(anyone interested???) ...then we're even!

 There's nothing hotter than a guy in uniform! Especially THIS uniform!

Gearin' up!

Thanks Kayla for letting us borrow this amazing backpack!

Watching daddy through the fence

It's not snowing...it's just my dusty lense

Dallon..I love you...and your second wife! Maybe someday if you keep practicing, you can go pro! :o)

Hubbard Family Vacay, 2009

So...when I first started blogging ...(by the way...I despise that word)...I wasn't going to be the type of blogger who blogs about her family, or the fun / lame things that they do together....but here I am "blogging" about our family and our FANTABULOUS trip to Sea World with the in-laws!

I discovered a few things while on this vacay...

• California is FREAKIN beautiful!
• What is supposed to be a 5 hour drive, turns into 7 while caravanning...(is that a word?)
• By the looks of it.......Sea World apparently accepts food stamps as a form of admission
  
• 4 year olds are all of a sudden too cool for pictures
• 30 yr old husbands turn into 4 year old boys while at Sea World
• 8 month olds CAN in fact survive without a single nap for 3 days
• Asians LOOOVE SHAMU
• Funnel cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 days straight is not so good for the digestive track, or the new sprayed on jeans I just bought myself
  
• Funnel cake is my new favorite food!!
• did I mention the funnel cake?
• Gay orange puffy penguin shirts look better when worn as a group! (love you Cheryl)
  
• NOTHING about a family vacation is relaxing....NOTHING!
• I have the greatest in laws in the world!
  

I loooove taking pics of scenery...even if it's out of a dirty car window!

Reese...my fave! (my favorite niece on the hubbard side anyway!)

Just about the only picture I could get him to pose for!

Dallon is just one of the kids!!

NANA

Asher....these two were inseparable!

Feeding the Sealions!!

The Beluga whale exhibit...my fave!

SHAMWOW!!

The boys all sat down in the "soak zone"

Cousins

My Sweet Colton!

Colton was too cool to pose with Sesame Street characters...so I threw my half retarded baby in the picture. I can always count on him to give me a great smile!

Love you my Teaguelette Pie

Their favorite exhibit!!

My Favorite Thing ! (for the moment anyway)

Okay..so this might be a boring post to some people, but I don't often find household items that I absolutely LOVE, so when I do....I want to share it!

I have 3 words....SHARK CORDLESS SWEEPER AMAZING....okay maybe that's 4 words. I'm kind of a "clean freak" and this thing really is the new love of my life!I know most battery operated vacuums are crap....(I've tried all of them) but not this one! ... I think I might even trade my first born for this thing if it came down to it.

Mine's a pretty red color! THANKS GRANDMA I use it 5 times a day!

Pumpkin Mania

........and maybe some deathly ill looking farm animals too.

Ms. Lilliana

This makes me miss the actual season changes, when the leaves turn all different shades of orange and red

If I were a pig....this is what I would look like in the pig world!

Mrs. Garcia...thanks for Yesterday...and Thanks for not giving birth on the tractor!

My two little men

Mommy Who???

This week, I had the Opportunity to do something a little non "mommy-ish" and be a part of a photo shoot that required me to a) lose 9 lbs in 8 days (don't worry, I've already gained half back)... B) get my makeup and hair done for hours by Dolce "artists"....C) wear INCREDIBLE couture, custom gowns and jewelry and flaunt them behind the camera for an entire day! My name was no longer Mommy!...or at least until 7:00 that evening. Here's just a glimpse of what Monday was like...It was UNBELIEVEABLE!

Oh yeah...and we did this all at the Deer Valley airport with vintage planes....even MORE amazing!

First......behind the scenes.

This was an actual vintage swimsuit from the 1920's

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Back to reality now.....wearing poop instead of Couture!

Where are your pants?

After this week of fall break...Prescott delight...and sick baby...I was in need of a night out with the girls. We hit Mill Avenue like we were pubescent pimple faced girls without parental supervision and LIT IT UP! Well... kinda...we got the night started at 6:30. We DO have responsibilities in the morning. Here's a glimpse of our amazingly ridiculous night that was only made more amazing by the fact that one of us wasn't wearing pants.

ps...Thanks Hev for the rounded corner idea!I'm using it!

Don't go wanting this...I grabbed the last one!

This guy smelled amazing!...like an armpit punch to the face!

This is an actual bumper sticker from the piano bar! SUUUCHHH a fun place!

What not to wear.....just sayin'

Thanks Husbies for the night out without vomit and poop!

We love ya!